Crawl (2019)

The full movie Crawl (2019) was by far…the biggest piece of shit I have ever witnessed in my 29 years of existence. The best actor in the movie was a Scottish Terrier and it had more plot holes than a colander. The Alligators might as well have been Walmart pool inflatables, and if you stare at a plate of mashed potatoes for an hour and a half you’ll get better acting. To wipe my ass with the script of this movie would have been an improvement. Every copy of this movie should be set on fire and returned to the landfill in which it belongs. This movie is like a mustard stain on an antique wedding dress. I’d score it negative stars if it was an option.

Literally a waste of time to watch online. I would rather free download the movie to be kicked in the shins over and over again for 90 minutes straight than watch this movie a second time. Hard pass, if you have something better to do, literally anything better to do, do it and don’t waste your time on this trash movie. If you appreciate terrible CGI with a plot that makes absolutely no sense and unrealistic in HD. Just don’t watch.